Can you do me a favor? I need your help to win a contest. A custom suit company called Indochino is giving away a year of free suits to the person who posts the best pic of themselves in a suit. The contest is at www.SuitYourSelfie.com. I’m midway down the second page of the leader board. I posted this epic picture:
It should be a hands down winner, right? But I have to finish in the top 10 in order to be considered for the victory. I’m behind the leader by several hundred votes but I’m only out of the top 10 by 24 votes. So if I can get more than 24 votes by midnight tonight I will at least be in the hunt.
If you need extra motivation, I’m currently trailing douchecanoes like this guy:
I can smell the whiskey breath and hear the arrogant boozy British accent all the way to Oklahoma.
And this hipster loser. The weirdbeard is bad enough. But he’s also wearing a bowtie. And he’s a ginger. And his girlfriend posted the picture FOR him. Gaagh.
And this guy, who’s been leading the entire time.
It’s not a terrible wedding photo – at least he’s the one leading the bride, which is kind of alpha compared to the beta-ass wedding photos I usually see – but still, the idea of a guy who has just basically signed his life away winning this contest makes me sad.
So please, go to http://www.SuitYourSelfie.com and vote for me! Thanks!