Just jumping on the bandwagon…seen a lot of these Shit(People)Say memes lately.

Here’s some shit that bikers say:

  • Keep the shiny side up.

    Gone darkside...

  • Keep the rubber side down.
  • Loud pipes save lives
  • Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
  • It gets 120 horsepower at the wheel.
  • It gets 148 horsepower at the crank
  • I’m going to Sturgis
  • I’m going to Tail of the Dragon
  • I’m going to Daytona
  • Someday I’m going to ride cross country
  • I’m going darkside
  • Massive amounts of torque
  • Twisties
  • Cages
  • One percenters
  • You’ll never see a motorcycle in front of a psychologist’s office
  • Dragged a knee
  • Scraped my pegs
  • Ride it like you stole it
  • Lid
  • Brainbucket
  • You can’t win an argument with an 18 wheeler

There’s others. I’ll add more as I think of ’em. If you have others, you can add them in the comments section and I’ll post them too.